12:51pm: So PDQ decides on french toast with RB and I aiming for grilled cheese and tater tots. they aren’t done yet but will be soon. I’m tired so I’m thinking after lunch a nap might be a nice side track. Course, I still have to dig out a billion and one socks from PDQ’s room. Maybe I’ll do that then nap and she can clean. Children make nice little worker-bees. Really, it’s what parents have them for. Forget the love….clean the toilets kids!
1251pmmmm: PDQ thoughts: I am not a worker-bee, neither is RB. i will not clean the tolits!! NOPEEEE, couse ewwwww, they are gross, i mean ppeople poop and pea in them, and tthrow up in them soo EWW NOO. mymooomm is makeing fun of my speeling, PSHT.
(if she learned to spell, I would not be making fun of it. See how that works?) Nope i dont see how that works, bc not everybody has the magic speeliing like the spelling bee over there. (maybe if someone bothered to study her spelling words as suggested by almight mom and dad, she might be a spelling bee herself. But nnnoooooo…..apparently your a bit too smart to study? hmmmmm?) i would like to add that i did study, but i still did bad, bc i had to know very BIG WORDS, like triskadekaphobia, gawd! (excuses excuses..whatev. *pats your head* You’ll be a big girl someday *hides*) It isnt excusesss, it me wanting to EEATTT, my delisus french toast that i made byy my self, soo i am a big girl now. (eat already then! geez..stop walking back and forth to the computer with your nosy self to see what I wrote!) i am not noasey i an ceerus, MH, (oh sweety, it’s CURIOUS *shakes head* how is anyone going to understand a thing your typing if you don’t spell right? cause pea is not pee and there is no such thing as “noasey” bbbwwwahahahahahaaha..good thing I’m paying for future therapy eh?)
1:04pm: Done eating while trying to run back and forth from table to computer just so I can respond to PDQ. I’m off to nap then more cleaning. I think I’ve lowered my goals to “If we get the upstairs done today, I’ll be happy.” Anyone seeing a trend here? (PDQ I defitnely see the trend, little work is OKAY.)
118pm pdq, i dont like cheeese i would like to make that one bit clear.
107pm, pdq, i am getting tired of write those colums thingys ‘:’ so now i am use commus, yup. that is me!!!
3pm: Up and ready to get back to cleaning. *yawns* I need a shower. My house may be getting cleaned today but I stink.
318pm (pdq) She took my garbage bag!! UGH, she also took everything in my room into one pile, my room was clean now it is dirty, GRR my life is sooo hard/
4:25pm: entire upstairs is done with the exception of taking bags downstairs for salval and garbage. I even managed to vaccum PDQ’s room. That was after I dug under her bed. Dustbunnies galore and she calls that clean? Puh-lease! (pdq, yes i do sooo call that clean, and i am happy that i call that clean)
4:47pm: Begin downstairs. PDQ seems to think she can take three jugs and one HUGE bag of garbage out to the can. She’s not very brilliant *shakes head* but I do love her. Now if she would just do it instead of watching deal or no deal. *waits for her to come back and read this*
450p, (pdq) i was able to carry that stuff all that way out to the garbge, and the deal or no deal guy isnt doing to well, poor fella. He lost all of the high money, and the bank person wasnt too helpful, poor fella,
514pm (pdq) i have dicovered that the vacum is very loud, i do not like the vacum.
5:20pm: these are my final thoughts. First, PDQ is a smart alec. I knew this but letting her blog confirmed it. I might let her have a go here on occasion. Maybe it will help with her spelling, one can only hope anyway. I have the kitchen yet to do, but the the rest of the house is pretty much done. The kids helped alot even if RB decided a few things weren’t worth keeping because she’s too lazy to carry them up the stairs. The kids a riot, I wish she could write. Would be hard to have her draw pictures to get her point across. Side note: 12YO’s who put their pants up to their waist like Erkle are just odd creatures indeed. Anyway! I’ll give the post over to PDQ to write her final thoughts then I’ll hit publish. She’ll shower cause I have to get her out of this kitchen so I can clean it. I was supposed to shower first, but I’m being nice. Please note this, doesn’t happen to often *snorts*.
524pm (pdq) now, my finalest thoughts, mhhh….this might take a while………..mhhhhh… OHH i like to blog it is funn!!! really fun!! maybe i should sneek on here and right some blogy posts… that would be FUNN-AY, well i guess this is it. My room is clean, but the scrapbooking stuff isnt down yet. She is rushing my writing skills, psht elderly women, soo BYEEE!!!



Without a doubt, part 1 and 2 of this post has been the funniest thing i have read in countless months! Absolutely brilliant, and i have to say PDQ’s thought’s and insights are without question far better than her mothers!!! ;-P
I await the next installment of the Misty and daughter show!!!
By: The Vile One.... on July 2, 2009
at 10:45 pm
HEY NOW! She gets her funneh’s from me darnit!
and thanks! We had alot of fun doing it although it took us FOREVER to eat lunch today!
By: mistyisforeverlost on July 2, 2009
at 10:56 pm
SHE CALLED YOU OLD!!!!! Orb her little bum to England.
By: velveeta Biedermann on July 2, 2009
at 11:40 pm
Misty…don’t read this!
PDQ… there has to be a spell check (not that your mom uses it all that often!) on the blog, hit it after your post so mom can’t laugh
By: velveeta Biedermann on July 3, 2009
at 12:02 am
Poor PDQ, making her clean the bunnies out from under her bed, they may have been her “pet rock or digi chicken” what a mean mommy you are! *shakes head* Oh and her speeling, we call those typos for the most part, and they add character! *coughs* Vel is right though, use the heck out of “spell check” it works miracles (i’ll need to spell check that word when I’m finished here). *smiles*
Misty you’re really going to have to work on some time management and organization (spell check this too) skills, that second part especially if you ever want PDQ’s socks to find the hamper. I mean they do learn by example! *rolls eyes*
As far as the Deal or no Deal guy goes, I think he could use a nice toupee, but that’s all I really know about that. And who are the 12YO’s?
P.S. Why is your mom obsessed with bacon? Ok, that really isnt improtant but since we have you at the computer dishing on your mom, I figured I should take advantage of it. *smiles*
By: Dawnie on July 3, 2009
at 2:01 am
I tried Velv…I couldn’t find the button! And yeah, I’m one to talk about spelling errors but it gives me something to pick on her about. And you’ll never learn about the bacon…nnnneevvvveerrrrr!
By: mistyisforeverlost on July 3, 2009
at 12:03 pm
Oh and Dawne? the 12YO with erkle pants…PDQ!
By: mistyisforeverlost on July 3, 2009
at 1:58 pm
mwahahahahaaaarrrr!
keep it up, fun times ahead!!!
btw, who cleaned those toilets so many people seem to pee, poop and throw up in?
By: reeko on July 3, 2009
at 3:30 pm
LMFAO… one of the best reads ive had in a long while!
By: Alen on July 6, 2009
at 9:54 am